Grab the ice-pick and the mallet
Head out to the car
Slip her into drive, the lobotomobile takes off

Two-twenty-eight in a fortnight last year
Twenty-five women in just one day
Try and beat that, Wylie McK!

You can keep your thorazine
Keep your drugs
Get to the point
In through the eye
Sever the thalamus
From the prefrontal cortex - 
Transorbital Lobotomy.

You can blame it on Antonio
Nobel liked his style
Delicate work, but took quite a while

Ice pick in the forehead
Has a certain ring
Trotsky didn't benefit
From this simple thing

Evangelist or zealot -
Words used at the time
Simply doing nothing would seem to be the crime


It's banned almost entirely
But the Act of '83
Doesn't rule it out completely
If you're living near Dundee


Music: Bordet & de Florette
Lyrics: Bordet

Sean de Florette: Vocal, drums
Mick Bordet: Bass, guitar, vocal, ukulele, keyboards

©2008 The Lunacy Board